I can’t believe this is happening!!! We are moving to Texas. Are my parents trying to kill us?!? I mean we’re vampires! We no like sunshine. But no! Dad had to accept the lovely job offer in the land of Dryness just so my sister and I can go to college. Who says I even wanna go! I don’t wanna move. I like it here. Lots of rain and moisture. Wah…mom wants me to help pack.